Comic predictions for the New Year 2019 about health, career, relationships

If you want to diversify the New Year holiday, take care of the entertainment. A great option - comic predictions for the New Year. Merry New Year's prophecies will please relatives and friends. This game is suitable for corporate parties. I advise you to choose positive and good options so that no one is offended. In the article you will find comic forecasts about the future that are relevant in different companies.

List of Comic Predictions

Health

The selection begins with health predictions. Of course, they have a humorous bias, but some can be taken into service.

"In winter, you will not be sick if you do not forget to wear a warm scarf!"
"With health, everything will be o'key if you make friends more often!"
"If you are tempered, you won’t go to the doctor!"
"Health in the New Year will be strengthened, and you will conquer any peaks!"
"If you lie down on the ice naked, then the microbe will not creep up to you!"
"So get rid of ailments - do more sports!"
"To strengthen health, you need to visit the bathhouse!"

Career and job

***
A lot of money and success prophesies this year!
Raise your glass
And be lucky!***
Waiting for a miracle in the New Year ?!
And the excuse sounds like a toast -
Expect rapid career growth!***
If you work like a horse,
It will not be sweet in life!
In the New Year there is also a moment to relax,
And for a driving weekend - this is not a joke!***
In the New Year, evil jokes over colleagues
Create large gaps in the aura!***
A year will bring good luck in work -
You can solve any problem.***
Career Rise Promises Courage -
You move to the top floor!

Predictions about working in prose will also make the holiday interesting.

In the New Year you will find many exciting everyday activities.
At the beginning of the year, hear a powerful explosion: your envious people and competitors will burst with envy.
After the New Year holidays, you will be attacked ... incredible luck, happiness and prosperity. Resistance will not help.
When delays disappear at work, a desire to increase will be fulfilled.
An increase in the budget is already waiting in early summer.
Look carefully under your feet so as not to stray from a successful road.
There will be much more finance. Where is your wallet thicker ?!

Love and relationships

"The Yellow Pig advises not to grieve, because friends will be with me all year."
"Blood will sparkle in my veins because my heart will warm love."
"Here is a forecast for you from heaven: in the new year will only be miracles in life!"
"An unusual year awaits: a round dance will spin in love!"
"In the coming year, you will everywhere feel like a fish in the water!"
"On a sunny, deserted beach, your fate will lie close by."
"On the personal front everything will be fine!"
"There will be a sea of friends and bright fun days."
"You will have special luck - expect more in the family!"
"The year promises to be successful without fail: you will fall in love with two at the same time!"
"You are lucky in life, which means that a whole year awaits great luck."
"Be attentive to the gifts of loved ones: heavy objects can cause cones on the forehead."
"The New Year will be bright - get a lot of gifts."
"In the New Year, do not borrow - take forever."

What year will it be

Many are interested in what will be the whole of 2019. Here are some humorous parting words on this subject.

"A pig bodes good luck and a brand new cottage!"
"The year will be very difficult, because, whatever one may say, it’s hard to carry a full suitcase with money."
"A lot of happiness and pleasant hassle is promised to you by the Pig in the New Year!"
"If you are energetic, then the year will be different."
"Coming your income growth and exotic vacation in the middle of the year."
"There will be some wonderful days in the coming year: your birthday and every new day that comes."
"A lot of thrills and pleasant sensations."
"From the beginning of the year there will be luck of various kinds."
"The New Year will bring gorgeous gifts, and every day will be bright!"
"We hasten to grieve - your dreams are very modest, and luck awaits you."
"There will be a reason for joy in the coming year - a new car will appear."
"Can you believe that cherished dreams will come true soon!"
"The pig is preparing new discoveries and pleasant events for you in the year."
"In the New Year you are in full parade - waiting for real life in the" chocolate ".

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Hollywood doesn't even imagine

Various magicians, all-seeing, fortune-tellers and astrologers are very popular. A well-thought-out prediction made in a comic form will capture the attention of the guests for a long time and make the holiday even brighter. Trying to understand what and how to predict, remember Hollywood, or rather, the names of popular films with an intriguing plot.

To carry out ideas in the room, the lights are dimmed, only candles and garlands remain, and quiet music is turned on. In a circle pass a glass vase in the shape of a ball. Neon lights or garlands are laid at the bottom of the vase, and sprinkled with rose petals cut from corrugated paper on top. One of the following parting words should be applied on one side of the petal:

This year expects - "Big Jackpot".
Next summer, meet - "Midnight in Paris."
Soon get to know - "Meet the Parents."
You will never be - The Third Extra.
This year you will experience “Fatal Attraction”.
You will soon find out that you are Beauty in a Million.
Tomorrow you will have - "Sex and the City."

The number of records is limited by the imagination of the person who composed them and the number of films and TV shows whose names are part of the joke. Everyone at the table can get a few pieces of paper. A good game will come out of this idea, the winner in which is the one who has more rose petals and accordingly more predictions. The reward can be a dance to your favorite song or permission to come up with a farewell note for each participant.

With a song in life

Lyrics are an inexhaustible source of information. The main start-up of the holiday comes up to each of the guests with a large dish, on which pieces of paper with prediction are scattered in a chaotic manner, and asks to take one of them.

On parchment you can write:

Next year expects - "There is so much separation on earth."
In February, meet - "Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man's world".
In the spring, you should be careful with - "Ah, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced."
You should beware of a woman with a name - "Natasha, Natasha, my heart and soul."
A stranger will say - "But I did not know that love can be cruel."
Working days will be similar to - "And I'm going all this in Dolce Gabana."
After the increase in wages, you - "Oh, I feel, girls are going for a walk."

The choice of song can be any. The prediction must be listened carefully. Everyone who can sing the next verse in a song and name her artist is given a small gift.

Poetry with friends

New Year 2019 - time for relaxation and rest. To make the holiday more fun, you can please your friends with comic predictions in verse form:

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There will be money and success
Sex, girlfriend is the best
Both salary and work,
But one more concern
If a new limousine,
He will not give you Georgians
Not see all these benefits
So somehow it is so!***
After the festive party,
Do not forget to buy a cart.
Money will be soon,
Their rowing, forgetting about the mountain.***
If you meet New Year you are in sour cream, like a cat,
There will be happiness and success for a long time to please everyone
So don’t sit here, hurry to the store
And buy not a liter, not two, but one and a half buckets -
Vodka, beer, moonshine, cognac, more liquor,
To be honest, these people have long remembered the New Year!***
New Year’s salary,
Fur coat, handbag, boots,
A twig of thorns
Fame, a little honor.***
All wishes come true
And there will be success in everything,
But for the sake of great recognition
Tear all with your teeth.***
There is a danger that colleagues,
Roll you out on a cart
To never see such a shame
It is better to sit in a corner, drink your juice quietly.***
You such a prediction
Silence will not bring to good
So that you have success
Sing a song for everyone.

Predictions in Prose

Before the celebration, each guest is given 1 prediction. When it is his turn to say a toast, instead of his speech, he reads what is written on a piece of paper. It is not recommended to expand the message to the very toast.

"This year, everyone will find a treasure - the nestle of the spouse, the bill lost by the chef, a coin rolled 50 years ago behind the sofa."

"In the coming year you will be attacked. Among the criminals there will be luck that you cannot fight back.""Smile more often, and then enter into a lucrative contract with the manufacturer of the toothpaste.""Hard work in the year of the Boar will make you feel like a pilot in a time machine, because it will throw back the Horse in the year.""Next year you will win a million dollars, which will allow you to quit your job exactly until next year.""At the end of the year, expect strong shocks. Shocked by your success, all envious people and competitors will explode with anger."“Having presented the second half with a diamond ring, you will become as close as possible to your colleagues, as you will have to spend the night at work for the rest of the year.”

Make jokes so as not to offend a person, make him smile, or maybe reflect on the advice received. Do not predict something serious. Talking about personal tragedies, lack of money and turmoil at work - this is not something to think about at the New Year's table.

For the prediction to come out truly interesting, it must be designed for specific people. So, if a family of children, youth and the elderly gathered at the table, then obviously it is worth refraining from jokes on intimate topics. The theme may be shared pleasant memories. The theme for children is favorite fairy tales and cartoons. Not knowing how to make a prediction for an adult, you can look into a book with your favorite poems. Many psychics do just that.

Useful Tips

Pay attention to design. Show your imagination and creativity. At the same time, keep in mind that in 2019 the trend will be elegance and unpretentiousness. What are the design options for comic forecasts?

Biscuits. Get a treat, an occasion to have fun, make the evening more fun.
Postcards in the form of snowflakes, Christmas trees or Christmas balls. Inside, the New Year's prophecy will be written.
Predictions of the future in beautiful organza bags. Also a sweet idea would be an addition in the form of sweets.
Paper convolutions in a large glass vase so that each guest can lower her hand into it and choose a cheerful prognosis.
Air balloons. So guests can burst balls and read the forecast for upcoming events.

You can use cookies-nuts, Christmas mini-socks, in which there will be convolutions with prophecies, place candy wrappers with forecasts for Christmas trees. The New Year celebration itself is bright, therefore, it requires conformity in everything. Make sure that candy wrappers with forecasts are also in the topic.

Pay attention to the meaning of the predictions so that they create a festive mood and delight those present. Funny forecasts will make the New Year's party humorous, unpredictable, bright. You can also use catchphrases from films, bright names, quotes of songs. For instance: